Food Frenzy: Clothes So Good You'll Want To Eat Them

| October 29, 2016

Food is arguably the 8th wonder of the world. I mean common, it's delicious! If I could sit around all day and do nothing but eat delicious things all day, I would be one happy little human.

Sadly eating all day is not really "socially acceptable." iEDM however is here to let you be covered in all of your favorite food items (without the mess of course.) You may not be able to lay in a swimming pool of gummy bears, but you can wear them with pride!

Gummy Bear Squad:

Who doesn't love gummy bears? They're colorful and gummy and absolutely delicious. Keep warm or stay cool with this smushy little gelatinous bodies. We promise we won't tell anyone if you spike them with vodka.

Pizza Party:

Never trust anyone who says they don't LOVE pizza. If you don't like pizza I will just assume you are not from New York and are just missing out on it's greatness entirely. We'll pretend not to judge you but come on, who doesn't love pizza? It is the gift of greatness to us and we will wear it with pride. The pizza-bilities are endless.


Lion Pizza Kitty:

The only thing better than pizza is pizza with kittens. I would be lying if I said I haven't fed pizza to my kitty once or twice in my life. But common, how can you say no to their cute little faces? Lion pizza cat just wants to be loved and you can wear this anywhere and are sure to be the talk of the town.


Never A Dill Moment:

Pickles, isn't that enough to say here? If you don't have pickles within arms reach of you at all times you are doing life so wrong. Not only are they delicious, but these shorts are just straight up hysterical to look at.


I DONUT know why donuts are just so amazing. Who doesn't love a delicious icing covered pastry that is acceptable as a breakfast food? If they can be an acceptable breakfast food they are certainly acceptable as pants. Just watch out for hungry bystanders because they may try and eat you. This shirt + these leggings = a match made in delicious donut heaven.


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